walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Randomize
