have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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