So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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