I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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