We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
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