Pappa wants mamma naked
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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