So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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