it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
