my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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