Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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