my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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