Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
are you so shy because you have an std?
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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