with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
