I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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