well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Randomize
