He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
Randomize
