Having a random hookup so left but love u
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
