Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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