hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
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