Just mADE A PArabola og urine
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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