after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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