If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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