dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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