Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
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After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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