He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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