we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
You're like the curious george of whores
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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