Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
is it fun? or sober?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
