why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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