this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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