He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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