is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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