I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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