summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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