just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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