Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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