Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Randomize
