I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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