Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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