they said they heard you say put it in my butt
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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