is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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