Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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