when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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