what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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