Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I will pee on everything he values.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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