My brain says no but my pants say off.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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