He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
