I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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