i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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