And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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