How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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