We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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